Uh Oh!

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Mrs. Smith complained to her doctor that her husband had lost all interest in sex.  The doctor gave her an experimental pill, instructing her to crush it in his drink when they had dinner.  When she came back the next time. He asked her how it worked.

“Oh just great!  Before we even finished dinner, he swept all the dishes off the table breaking them, ripped my clothes off, and ravished me right there on the table.  It was amazing!”

“Oh no!” said the doctor.  “That’s way too strong.  The foundation will pay all the damages!”

“Don’t bother.” said Mrs. Smith.  “We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”

Southern Hospitality

imageA few weeks before Kathleen’s baby was due in June, 1947, Bill made arrangements for his friend Lon’s wife Sally to take her for her doctor’s visit.  He dropped her off not long after six in the morning, picked Lon up, leaving Kathleen to spend the day with Sandy, Lon’s wife.  The couples had Continue reading

Joke of the Day

While a man was putting flowers on his Mother’s grave, he noticed a man nearby lying prostrate on a nearby grave, wailing, “”Why did you have to die?  Why did you have to die?”

He approached him.  “Sir, I’ve never seen such a display of grief.  Who are you mourning?”

“My wife’s first husband!”