Mrs. Smith complained to her doctor that her husband had lost all interest in sex. Β The doctor gave her an experimental pill, instructing her to crush it in his drink when they had dinner. Β When she came back the next time. He asked her how it worked.
“Oh just great! Β Before we even finished dinner, he swept all the dishes off the table breaking them, ripped my clothes off, and ravished me right there on the table. Β It was amazing!”
“Oh no!” said the doctor. Β “That’s way too strong. Β The foundation will pay all the damages!”
“Don’t bother.” said Mrs. Smith. Β “We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”