Bertha was worried about her husband George, so she took him in to the doctor. Bertha was waiting outside while George was talking to the doctor. George told the doctor, “There’s no problem. The Lord takes care of me. When I go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on and when I’m through, turns it off.”
Knowing now there was a problem, the doctor called Bertha in to tell her what George said.
She replied, “Dammit, George! How many times have I told you not to piss in the fridge!”