One Christmas Eve a panhandler approached a man passing on the street. “Excuse me, sir. Can you give me enough money for a meal?”
“If I give you twenty dollars, will you spend it on alcohol?”
“Oh no. I used to drink, but I gave it up years ago!”
“Well, would you spend it on guns and hunting equipment? ”
“No! I’ve never been hunting in my life.”
“What about fishing? Would you blow this money on fishing?”
“No! I’ve never cared a thing about fishing, either.”
He handed the panhandler the twenty, then said, “Okay, come on home with me. I’m going feed you a fine meal, get you a bath and some clean clothes and put you up for a few days. My wife needs to see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, hunt, or fish!”
Thanks for the laughs, Linda
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Welcome. Looking forward to reading your novella. Will post review.
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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Love it, thank you
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You’re welcome. Merry Christmas!
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Can I add a few more guy habits?
Sure, drinking, fishing and hunting covers a lot of ground – but there is a lot of ground yet to be covered. Can you have to toss in a stinky dog, an old car that promises one day to be restored…? The list is endless.
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I accept your challenge. I am going to write a post about that. Will that do?
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Okay, took your challenge! Go see my true post “Fleas Come for Christmas, Willie Tharpe!” Now, you write one about trouble in first grade!
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Lol.
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This was really funny. And thank you for the follow. Hope you enjoy the show.
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Thanks. And you’re welcome. I am going to check out your site as soon as I get my post done today.
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Oh, what fun this is!
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Thanks
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Very funny! 🙂
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Thx
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Funny.
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Thx
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LOL
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Thanks.
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NP 😀
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Thx
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