Are You Wearing Panties?

An employee’s husband called her at work, A new employee routed him to me, her nursing supervisor, not his wife, by mistake.  We are both Linda.  When I answered, all I heard was heavy breathing, then,”Are you wearing panties?”

Without missing a beat, I answered, “No, as a matter of fact, I always wear boxers.”

He panicked, knowing I knew who he was, apologizing, “I am so sorry.  I’ve been connected to the wrong person!”

Though I never mentioned it, I’m pretty sure she heard about it.