Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”
😂
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Reblogged this on Eileen Lyn Wah.
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Thank you.
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My pleasure! I should be the one saying, “Thank you for the sublime reads!” 🙂
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You are very nice.
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Didn’t know this one.
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Reblogged this on Random Ramblings; Myriad Musings and commented:
Friday funny – ROFL!
XD
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I loved it too, Thanks.
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Brilliant!!
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Loved it too!
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Had me almost howling from laughter. Read this in a “southern” accent!
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Hey, y’all. That’s good.
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Classic!!!!
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