Evening chuckle.Dumb Laws in Texas
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
It is illegal to sell one’s eye
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
City Laws in Texas
Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Beaumont
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
Borger
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
El Paso
Urinating on the streets is illegal.
Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.
Dammit I was about to pack up and become a millionaire selling dildos to Texans! Guess I’ll relocate to Florida were anything goes!
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Well, it could still work out if you priced them right!
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Only six dildos? What a backwards state- ha! And I wonder what happened in Borger to ban such a weird variety of items.
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The dildo law was wired. How n the world died they come up with that?
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Sometimes you have to worry about the sanity of TPTB. 🙂
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OK T what’s TPTB?
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‘The Powers That Be’
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Thanks
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Thanks so much. You are kind.
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It’s illegal to sell one’s eye!!!! Seriously??? Hehehehe…
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And that’s such a heartbreaker!
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😉
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