I’m Cold, I’m Cold (Joke)

Two old friends were spending their evening idling their time away, drinking in the graveyard, as they were fond of doing.

One of them drifted off to sleep as the other stumbled and fell into an open grave.  All was well for a while till the fellow in the grave sobered up a little and called out to his sleeping friend above. 

“Help me!  I’m cold!”  It took a few tries, but eventually he woke him.  “Help me! I’m cold!”

Eventually, his drunken friend peered in the grave and replied, “Well, of course you’re cold!  You kicked all your dirt off!”

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