Finish this Story

Bud and Linda are a very nice couple.  They are very devoted to each other having been married nearly forty-five years.  They have a nice house and a dog.  The lady likes to cook and putter in the yard.  The man likes to play his guitar, pet his dog, pay his bills on the computer before they are due, and watch the History Channel.  When the weather is nice, he goes out to his shop to play or mows the grass.  It has been raining for three weeks straight.  The man has been watching a Hitler Marathon on the History Channel for three days.  Your challenge.  Finish this story in ten words or less.

Adam’s Rib

Adam and EveAdam was strolling through the Garden of Eden one morning when God stopped to speak to him.  “How do you like it here, Adam?” Continue reading

SOUTHERN FRIED CRAZY (Guest Post by Linda Bethea)

Reblogged my guest post from Cordelia’s Mom, Still. Please comment on her post.

Cordelia's Mom, Still

I am honored that Linda Bethea of Nutsrok  has agreed to guest post for me today.  Enjoy!

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Holdaway Homestead

Southern Fried Crazy

by Linda Bethea

We love our crazy folks down South.  Oh, we may not want them right up in the house with us, not that it doesn’t happen from time to time, but certainly we need them to brighten up our holidays and remind us of how dull life would be without them.

My perenially pregnant Cousin Carol waddled into the family reunion this year with her nine kids and current live-in. He’d look like Willie Nelson if she cleaned him up.  Willie Albert Swain as toddlerExcepting her penchant for living in sin, Cousin Carol is fanatically religious, devoting herself to the food kitchens, fellowship nights serving evening meals, and community closets of all the local churches, though not their morning services.  “It’s hard to git nine young’uns dressed that early.”…

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