I Thought You Were My Wife | |
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!” she screamed. “Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.” |
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This is perfect!
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Thanks
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Loi, crazy crazy!
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Tee hee, these men what are they like!!
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Yep!
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Haha, you sure that wasn’t me??
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Was just waiting for you to ‘fess up. Gotcha!
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haaa 😉
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Hahahaha! Thanks for the morning laugh!
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lol!
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Welcome
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