- Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can’t get the straw in the hole you’ve had enough.
- Alcohol doesn’t turn people into somebody they’re not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
- Life and beer are very similar …..chill for best results.
- I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic?
- I don’t recycle because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
- I’m not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings, I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
- Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean…… on tables, chairs & random people.
- My body is not a temple…..it’s a distillery with legs.
- No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
- You say alcoholic, I’ll say alcohol enthusiast.
- Take me drunk I’m home.
- Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.
- When life hands you lemons, find someone with tequila and salt!
- Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- I’ve been told I’ve got A.D.H.D (Alcohol Drinking and Hangover Disorder)
- It’s true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
- Alcohol is never the answer… But it does make you forget the question.
- A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
- “Relationship” has 12 letters but then again so does “Time For Shots”
- Confucious says, “Man who drink beer all day, have Wet Dreams all night”.
😀 😀 😀 It’s a good think I don’t like those fancy drink with umbrellas.
Hilarious post.
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Don’t know why I post these alcohol ones. I don’t even drink.
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Maybe because they’re hilarious? 🙂
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HEy! That’s it!
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Loved this post😀
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So glad. Thanks.
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Hahahaha this was definitely a great post and a great way to start my morning. It actually gave me an idea for my next blog post too 🙂
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Please send me a link. Thanks
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I certainly will.
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