Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it around it dissappeared! The parrot said “It’s in his pocket, it’s in his pocket”. The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the parrot said, “It’s up his sleeve! It’s up his sleeve!” The magician got mad because he couldn’t keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.
One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:
“Ok, I give up! Where’d you hide the ship?”
I thought for sure that parrot wouldn’t make it to the end of the story alive. 😀 — Suzanne
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Oh dear… 🙂 My favourite parrot joke – nothing succeeds like a parrot…
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He he he he he Linda 😀
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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I love reading your jokes always a chuckle.
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Thank you
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Haha, good one!
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Thanks
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Hi Linda, whether you accept or not, I just want to say thank you 😘: https://erikakind.wordpress.com/2015/08/07/i-am-recognized/
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Thank you so much. I appreciate your nomination.
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You are very welcome, welcome Linda☺
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Very nice
I liked it:-)
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Thanks
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