A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment – a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor. He remarks, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turns to the young man and asks, “Can you top that?”
“No problem,” replies the young man, “just get that lion out of the way.”
Hey Linda 🙂
Having read a couple of other cracking jokes you’ve posted today, my evening’s path of merry chuckles continued onwards and led me here to enjoy one final laugh before Zzzzzz. So funny lol 🙂
I am reminded of a neighbour who once sat watching our dog cleaning a certain part of his anatomy and remarked…’I wish I could do that’. To which a visiting friend replied…’throw him a doggy biscuit and he might let you!’ 🙂
Keep these gems of your coming Linda…they help top up an evening of fun and happiness every time and get to be shared in this soggy, green and vibrant corner of South Wales (UK) 🙂
Hoping all’s well in the house of fun and good cheer.
Namaste
DN – 21/08/2015
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Why thank you. That is one of my son’s favorites. Will have to send you a link to a true story about a trip my mother made with her crazy sister though as a courtesy to Mother I called her a cousin. Every word is true. Hold on to your seat for a wild ride. https://nutsrok.wordpress.com/2015/07/10/cookie-and-uncle-riley-part-1-repost Mother did the illustration for that one.
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Hey Linda,
Why thank you for the chuckles 🙂 Your son has good taste…a funny bone no doubt modelled from your rib at his conception lol 🙂
I am heading for the link you provided and holding on to my seat as instructed, bracing myself for the unexpected 🙂
I’ll be back soon enough for another dose of smiles.
Namaste
DN – 22/08/2015
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Welcome. Good one.
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Reblogged this on Oyia Brown and commented:
These lions get all the luck!
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Thanks for reblog.
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Lol
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Oh Ibeth, full belly laugh for that one.
Leslie
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I liked it too!
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