Don’t ever watch infomercials when you’re bored and your wallet is handy. Had a cold a few weeks ago, was flipping channels, and happened on a commercial for Smarty-Kitty, a product that will train a cat of any age to use the toilet. I didn’t need Smarty-Kitty. Squeaky, my ragdoll cat is five years old and up until I interfered with his life at that point, had never had an accident. Well, naturally, I got busy and ordered Smarty-Kitty and the amazing “But wait” cat products that came along with it, postage and handling separate. As soon as Smarty-Kitty arrived, I set it up as directed on a stool, in the bathroom near toilet, and Squeaky accommodated my craziness by using it, just like the commercial said he would. We progressed in baby steps, as directed, moving it closer, finally, putting cat toilet directly on toilet seat. Squeaky was okay with all this until I reached the point that I started cutting out circles when he would have been pooping directly into the toilet. This was too much for him and he revolted and started pooping in bathtub. I repented and put catbox back immediately, but he refuses to forgive me. Since that time, any time I leave my bathroom door open, he poops in the bathtub, on a towel if he can find one, or on my bathroom rug. He even got my sewing kit once. I have repented of buying Smarty-Kitty many times, but have yet to obtain Squeaky’s forgiveness. I will never mess with a cat’s bathroom habits again.
Posted in Honor of National Cat’s Day. Unfortunately, this sweet kitty is no longer with us.
I forgot to say that the litter was clay pellets.
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They are picky.
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I bought two Breeze litter boxes for my 2 cats. My husband said “Yodi doesn’t like the new litter box.” I basically ignored him because I wanted so badly for it to work out. Then I found cat poop on every one of my 3 guest beds. My husband said, “I told you Yodi doesn’t like the new litter box.” I gave in and rebooted the old litter box for him. I wondered to my daughter (Yodi’s previous owner) why Yodi didn’t like the box telling her about an article I read in “Cat Fancy” that said sometimes cats don’t like the smell or feel of the litter. My daughter said, “That makes sense, Yodi had never been outside before he went to live with you so his feet are still sensitive.” I am amazed at the ways cats find to tell you what is going on with them.
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Pat, they do make you pay if you mess up their bathrooms. That’s serious business.
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Obviously. Now he has a medium sized clear plastic bin. He and I both like it. I read about it when frustrated about cat litter all over the house. The sides are high enough that litter stays in the bin but he can jump over it. It is clear so he can see if someone is approaching and can freak out if he so desires.I still have a large mat under it.
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Very good plan, Patricia.
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I won one of those on a radio show. I didn’t want it but I set it up on the pot and showed my cat. He looked at me like…um. No. I gave it to Goodwill.
I also wrote an essay about infomercials. The slice-o-matic was my final purchase.
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I’ll have to look for that. Can you send me link?
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Thanks for asking–what a thrill not to have to force my essays on people for a change 🙂 The video that is posted with the article was a fun little project I did. It’s not very professional but I love tinkering with videos so some of them are still posted in various locations on the web. Here is the article, (thanks for asking): http://hubpages.com/living/Slice-Dice-and-Wait
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Loved your video. Couldn’t help noticing product was no longer on Amazon. Are you responsible for that?
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I accidentally deleted the video from that post but if you want to see it, it is here: (I think)
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I saw it. Loved watching you throw it in trash at the end.
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I had the bright idea to spray our cat’s litter box with Lysol before refilling it once, it seemed like a good idea to cut the smell down. She refused to use it, even after I washed it out! I had to buy a new litter box just to get her to quit going all over the house. I learned then not to mess with their bathroom…
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They know how to get you back!
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Yes they do, cats are very smart! We had a Siamese / Himalayan cross that hated me. I was the disciplinarian back then, he’d make a mess, I rub his nose in it and put him in the litter box. The next morning my work boots would contain a smelly surprise. More than once my work clothes I had laid out the night before had a wet spot on them. Occasionally he even went on my side of the bed, one time while I was sleeping there! He only messed with my stuff. We never did get along, I finally called a truce and we just glared at each other in passing after that. We still hate each other, he became an outside kitty after the ex left.
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I used Lysol in my carpet after a kitty pee accident and I thought I would never get rid of the Lysol smell. Nature’s Miracle now makes an excellent urine remover called “Just for Cats”. Don’t know why I am telling you that. I am a walking-talking infomercial when I believe in a product.
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Pat, that’s good to know.
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I will keep that in mind, my daughter has herself a cat that spends a lot of time in her room, if there’s ever an accident I’ll try it. Kitty pee is a smell I can’t take! Thanks 😁
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It is so bad.
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The Lysol we used was the old fashioned undiluted. Never! Before I found this version of Nature’s Miracle, we literally had to cut out carpet and padding because cat urine likes to stick around and you are right, horrible!
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Oh boy. That is some strong stuff.
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Many of us have learned the hard way about messing with a kittie’s bathroom rituals! The potty on the toilet thing does work for a lot of cats but I would be afraid to try it unless it was right at the beginning. So sorry you lost Squeaky- our furry babies become family for sure
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Thanks. He was a sweety.
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Poor Squeaky, but Linda, another great post!!!!
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Thanks.
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What will they think of next.
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I too am sorry you no longer have Squeaky. I wonder why he rejected it when it came to putting it on the toilet? Apparently, it must have freaked him out.
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He was already in kidney failure and I didn’t realize. I think he was weak and confused. I felt bad for putting him through it after I realized what was wrong. He didn’t live long after I posted this.
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That is sad. I’m sorry to hear that. I’m glad you got to enjoy him for the time that you did. He sounds like he was an awesome cat.
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He was adorable.
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I was going to say don’t do that to yourself when I realized that I am still “doing that” to myself. We just love them so much, we want to be perfect for them. But we can’t.
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Squeaky had a good home with us. He was a rescue cat with FIV. If we hadn’t taken him he would have lived his life out in a shelter, so we made his life better.
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I’m sorry you no longer have the kitty, but the post is funny. I always wondered whether or not those products would work.
On the home front, I once saw advertised a nail-sander for dogs. Instead of clipping the nails, the machine would gently sand off the tips, supposedly. Sounded like a great idea. I saw one at Walmart and was in line at the register. The guy in front of me saw what I was holding and said, “Yeah I thought that was a great product too so I bought one. When I turned it on, it made so much noise (whirring and grinding) that my dog wouldn’t go anywhere near it.
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I didn’t know Squeaky was already failing when I bought it. It would have worked, I think. I would try it again at the start if I ever got another cat.
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You just keep telling yourself that, it will make you feel much better. I did see a video an instructional video on You tube step for step like you said.
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It would have worked in a good situation. When I get another cat, I’ll start out that way.
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Just teasing.😀
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